Saturday, February 13, 2010

What I've learned whilst trapped on the couch.

1. My brother also cried while watching the Olympics commercial narrated by Morgan Freeman.

2. Out of sight, out of mind. Such as the kitchen, laundry, and my car which is still sitting in the Long Beach airport's remote parking.

3. When watching HOUSE, you may rely on the fact that
a. It's cushings.
b. It's also edema.
c. It's environmental.
d. The cure will only be found when the patient reveals they've been having
an affair.

4. If you lay on one side long enough, you will get a head ache on that side of your head. For some reason this doesn't apply to sleeping. Maybe I have cushings.

5. Always have a banana within arm's reach.


I'm sure there's more to come. I'll keep you posted.

xo- The girl on the couch.

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